February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE HIDE SELF INJURY AND SUICIDAL...
tearsrolldownlikerazorblades:
you cut - you are emo
you post that your cutting - you are an attention whore
you post that you want to die - you are an attention whore/you are lying
you dont tell anyone, someone finds out - you are a freak
you die from suicide - your selfish
“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore.
(via notafraidofruins)
I have a really good feeling about this so can we please just carry on I don’t want to lose this ugh it’s barely started and I’m already happier than I’ve been in quite a long while. Can you just like not hurt me? I swear I won’t hurt you.
“When all is said and done that’s why we listen to music. To stir some emotion,...”
– Andrew McMahon (via f0rbrighterdays)
I’m an idiot, I say things too soon, I just don’t see the point in holding it in, but it fucks things up, ugh, stupid Katie.
Dylan Barker: imdylanbarker: Want to be my tumblr... →
imdylanbarker:
imdylanbarker:
Want to be my tumblr gf?
All you have to do is reblog this post & must be following imdylanbarker & i-l-l-u-s-i-0-n (we’ll check, trust me. And if you win and aren’t following BOTH of us, another person will be selected.)
My tumblr girlfriend will get promos…
Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges...
I’m starting to wonder if it’s so wrong to like someone before you’ve met, I mean, all the conversations, the sharing of the music and other stuff you like, the flirting and the intimate details you share that you wouldn’t face to face with someone you barely know, it’s lovely. You find out so much about them and you’re not basing your feelings on their looks or...
